... Waking Up in the Morning After a Night of Drinking
The name of the person you're sleeping next to.
To put on slippers, in case you overslept and the dog couldn't hold it.
The toilet is usually oval shaped, the trashcan rectangular.
... Having Sex During a Night of Drinking
The name of the person you're sleeping with.
To put on slippers, in case you realize how ugly the person you're sleeping with is and need to leave in a hurry.
The toilet is in the bathroom, that soft thing you're on is the bed (or the person you're sleeping with).
... Preparing for a Night of Drinking
The name of the person you're planning on sleeping with.
To put on slippers, in case... well, no, now that just doesn't make sense.
The toilet. It could wind up being your best friend.
2 comments:
Sounds like words of wisdom from experience ;)
I must say for those who haven't experienced this, TAKE HEED OF THESE WORDS!!!
hugs
jean
Posted by **JEAN** on February 13, 2007 - Tuesday - 8:45 AM
You should try not to drink so much...a little birdie told me that's when you bite!
Next Blog: "Things To Remember When On A Boring Car Ride" LOL
Posted by LISA on February 13, 2007 - Tuesday - 9:58 AM
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